My Dearest and Most Beloved Ponies,
Welcome one, and welcome all, to our magical Ponyville Masquerade Ball!
Here, we are our true selves. Hidden, unafraid, unhindered! Please though, do attend to the masquerade rules, yes?
All topics are allowedWhat do we mean? You may talk politics, you may act raunchy, to your hearts delight.
Now, please, no pornography (our hosts wouldn't appreciate that), but feel free to get wild.
What happens in the masque stays here, and what happens outside of the masque remains out thereDon't bring grudges here, and don't use this as a place to fight, please.
We welcome greater silliness and relish in the freedom of it allPost too long. Click here to view the full text.