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 No.1179192

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The sounds of suffering and agony: (screaming, crying, coughing, pain, ect, ect) make for some really good audio from a musical perspective.

 No.1179216

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Pinkie Pie is best pony

 No.1179228

Bottoms, regardless of gender, should be all legally prohibited from working so that they'll be better stay-at-home waifus for their tops.

I don't actually believe this.

 No.1179243

>>1179228
better yet, being a registered bottom should come with a basic income from the government

 No.1179339

>>1179243
As a serious profession, worth much respect, bottoming should involve having the costs for your fursuits, your lingerie, your lube bottles, and all the rest paid for by official subsidy. It's a public service.

 No.1179351

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>>1179228
if only

 No.1179355

>>1179339
>government issued fursuits

 No.1179376

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>>1179355
Y E S
E
S

 No.1179381

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>>1179376
Think of the job opportunities it would generate. We would easily be able to pull out of our recession and perhaps even pay off our deficit

 No.1179389

>>1179351
Bottoms ensure that our nation's tops get their proper milkings, which naturally prevent anxiety, depression, schizoid delusions, headaches, insomnia, and a wide variety of other afflictions caused by being repressed! Without bottoms, the whole country would be doomed!

 No.1179399

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>>1179389
I knew I was important

 No.1179407

What's going on here ?!

 No.1179410

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>>1179407

I'm not 100% sure, but apparently Pinkie Pie is the leader of the Core 7 and G4 never happened is what I'm getting (I may be wrong). ...which is clearly incorrect, since everypony knows Minty is the leader of the Mane 6 and Pinkie Pie is the bottom.

 No.1179413

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>>1179228
>>1179243
I would register as a bottom immediately under those circumstances.

 No.1179417

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>>1179413
What government benefits would tops get? We need to incentives registered tops additional benefits to properly take care of their bottoms.

 No.1179418

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>>1179417

The benefit is the bottom. If you need more, you're not worthy to be a top.

 No.1179419

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>>1179399
>>1179381
>>1179399
Let's also keep in mind the opportunity to expand the trade of 'bottom milk', which should be allowed to develop into a major U.S. industry!

 No.1179421

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>>1179418
Couldn't the same be said for the bottom? A good top can be hard to come by.

Funny enough, a lot of bottoms aren't actually very good at being bottom. (A lot of them are lazy.)

Anyway, I submit that just as bottoms are given benefits which benefit the top as well, (outfits, suits, ect,) tops should be given benefits as well. (Ropes, cuffs, flags, ball/ring gags, cockrings, condoms, pills for those who need/want it, ect.)

 No.1179423

>>1179421
>>1179421
Quite an interesting lil society we're building here

 No.1179425

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>>1179423
As a top myself, I feel the need to stress the importance of Top needs as well. We put a lot of effort into taking care of our bottoms and government assistance could be beneficial to all members of society in both the short and long term; improving the overall quality of life for both sides.

 No.1179426

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The fundamental question is: since bottoms are far rarer than tops and also live in a small, segregated number of places (in contrast to how tops have been spread out more or less everywhere), well, how do we properly manage a fair, equitable distribution of bottoms?

Maybe bottoms should be gathered at certain huge complexes right by geographic transportation centers, just like we've already got Amazon warehouses, and then bottoms can be sent out house by house or apartment by apartment via special delivery?

Should we think of bottoms as, basically, diamond jewelry? Or rare books? Or really heavy computer parts?

 No.1179428

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>>1179421

>Couldn't the same be said for the bottom?

No.

Bottoms are already in an unequal power position. If tops are given a basic income alongside bottoms, they could organize against them, leading to actual oppression. Bottoms would require a large enough basic income to support both themselves and the top. To maintain the power dynamic, however, an association would need to be created to transfer a portion of the bottom's basic income to the top. If the relationship is ever dissolved, the association would reallocate the bottom's basic income to the bottom, with the top having to find a new bottom (or register as a bottom) if they want a basic income.

Only by making bottoms as comfortable as possible and requiring the top to compete in actual society will the optimal power dynamic be assured.

 No.1179430

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>The fundamental question is: since bottoms are far rarer than tops and also live in a small, segregated number of places (in contrast to how tops have been spread out more or less everywhere), well, how do we properly manage a fair, equitable distribution of bottoms?
I wouldn't say they are far rarer in my life experiences, but then again.. I tend to gather a lot of bottom attention. Regardless, the answer is simple. We revert to the old ways of human beings and hold great gatherings where tops and bottoms congregate in celebration; peacocking towards one another where a top can choose and bottom, and vice versa through symbolic necklaces. It's a very ritualistic, traditional, yet informal process where tops and bottoms can choose their lifelong partner.
 
>>1179428
So, this is what someone who doesn't know what they're talking about looks like..

 No.1179431

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>>1179421
>Funny enough, a lot of bottoms aren't actually very good at being bottom. (A lot of them are lazy.)
Statements like that should get you removed from the Top List.

 No.1179433

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>>1179431
I only speak the truth. Tops and bottoms have their roles to play within individual dynamics, and a lot of bottoms write checks that they aren't fully equipped to cash out. I've met quality bottoms before, and they can be hard to come by.

Then again, my standards are higher than some other tops. -- Even if I have to train the bottom myself. It can be a long and difficult process, but I've cut diamonds from the rough before.

 No.1179435

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>>1179421
It really is hard to find a good top. I end up switching for my friends, which becomes very stressful after a while.

>>1179423
It's always a good day when I get to discuss political philosophy in a healthy manner

 No.1179436

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>>1179435
No two bottoms are the same, so to speak, as are no two tops. The key to being a good top is desire for your bottom. Whether it be giving a firm hand or a gentle touch; someone who can both appreciate you, degrade you; make you feel loved and used when the time -- the need arises. Flexibility and understanding your bottom make for the perfect match. My source: personal experience.

 No.1179440

>>1179436
I don't disagree, which makes finding a good top amidst the sea of abusive power drunks who wouldn't know a love slap from domestic violence a near frivolous endeavor.

 No.1179441

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>>1179440
Domestic violence?

 No.1179448

>>1179430

See Season 10, Episode 3: "Keep Calm and Flutter On."
Discord = top
Fluttershy = bottom
Mane 6 = association
income = friendship tokens

If it weren't for the Mane 6, Discord wouldn't have originally behaved himself (and there is some evidence that he wouldn't even now, without them). The Mane 6 is also what makes fluttershy Fluttershy.

As Discord imposed on Fluttershy and not Fluttershy on Discord, we come to the conclusion that Fluttershy would have been fine without Discord.

Anything that Discord gives Fluttershy is of his own volition and therefore cannot be considered a benefit to Fluttershy.

 No.1179460

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 No.1179461

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>>1179410
Oh,it's like in my smutty fanfiction.

Pinkie is most absolutely, definitely, positively the leader of the core seven. Undisputable.
Nonetheless with Minty, she really doesn't mind being the bottom for a bit.

 No.1179462

One thing that's often fun is when somebody needs to prove that they're not a bottom (or that they're, in fact, a bottom).

 No.1179476

>>1179461

Ah, well - I guess I can see that; it is G3, afterall, so personalities are more what-you-see-is-what-you-get. But I would still need to watch more episodes to confirm.

>>1179462

It can easily be confirmed or denied with a simple test: https://uquiz.com/quiz/duZjJ6/semeuke-com-quiz-emulator.

 No.1179483

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>>1179476
These questions were stupid

 No.1179484

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>>1179476
That's the most 2008 quiz I've ever taken, god damn.

 No.1179488

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 No.1179495

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>>1179476
I think about it
a lot.

 No.1179521

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>>1179483
>>1179484
Agreed, most of the answers seem to be either "uwu *nuzzles ur bulgie wulgie*" or "nuthin personnel, kid", and trying to find a happy medium apparently makes me clueless.

 No.1179523

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>>1179521
At least you're just clueless. My result makes me sound like a fucking rapist.


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